What is the definition of Retrieved Weapon?

A 'etrieved weapon' is like a superhero who accidentally found their own, albeit slightly less heroic, sidekick in the most mundane of situations. Imagine this: After a high-stakes poker game where you thought you had the best hand, you stumble upon an old, dusty, and suspiciously round bottle of nail polish in your closet. Out of sheer curiosity and the spirit of 'I'll try anything,' you retrieve it, only to discover it's actually a medieval sword with a side of nail polish remover on the blade.

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Here's an edgy sentence using this term: "In a world where every weapon is just a prop in a poorly scripted survival show, my only retrieval was a bottle of nail polish remover turned into a medieval sword."